I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
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I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

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Description

Indulge in the witty side of chemistry with “I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically.” Periodic‑table tiles spell out the joke, giving science fans a clever nod to elements and dry humor.

Perfect for teachers, students, and lab lovers who appreciate a smart pun and a clean, minimalist design.

Product details

About this tee

Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

  • Classic fit for everyday wear
  • 100% cotton (heathers have polyester)
  • Preshrunk jersey knit for consistent sizing
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
  • Taped neck & shoulders for comfort
  • Tear-away label
  • Double-needle sleeves & bottom hem
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

Available colors

Black, Navy, Dark Heather, Charcoal, Dark Chocolate, Military Green, Forest Green, Maroon, Royal Blue, Red, Gold, Light Blue, Sports Grey, Sand.

Sizes

SML XL2XL3XL 4XL5XL

Unisex fit. If between sizes, consider sizing up for a relaxed fit.

* Not all sizes are available in all colors. On the product page, click a color to see in-stock options.

Size & fit

Size & fit

Unisex fit • If between sizes, we suggest sizing up for a relaxed fit.

Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Chest (cm) Length (cm)
S 18 28 46 71
M 20 29 51 74
L 22 30 56 76
XL 24 31 61 79
2XL 26 32 66 81
3XL 28 33 71 84
4XL 30 34 76 86
5XL 32 35 81 89

How to measure

  1. Lay a favorite tee flat.
  2. Measure across the chest 1″ below the armhole (that’s your chest width).
  3. Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem (body length).

Measurements are of the garment, not the body. Allow ±1″ / 2.5 cm tolerance.

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