Science t‑shirts

PHYSICS · CHEMISTRY · BIOLOGY Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

The Rotation Of The Earth - Forest Green science t-shirt

I Only Use Sarcasm

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ATGC DNA Molecule

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The Rotation Of The Earth

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Pluto Never Forget

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WTF - The Element of Surprise

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Engineer Noun

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Computer Storage Evolution

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Dinosaurs Didn’t Read

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Birth Of The Higgs Boson

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Raptor Speed Equation

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42 - The Answer (White)

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42 - The Answer (Colour)

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Science: Figuring Things Out

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Rabbit-Duck Paradox

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Never Trust An Atom

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Not Part Of The Solution

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AC/DC Electrical Engineer

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Technically Alcohol Is A Solution

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Creative Scientific Brain

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Let's Taco About Science

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Time Warp Physics Wormhole

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I Might Be Nerdy Periodically

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Brain Tree

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Cf - Coffee Element

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Stay Curious

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Gram Positive Vibes Only

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Mightychondria - Powerhouse Of The Cell

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Purriodic Table

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Easily Distracted By Airplanes

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Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets

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At The Cellular Level I'm Quite Busy

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I'm A Fun Guy

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Water Bear Don't Care

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Biology Teacher: A Bunch Of Cells

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The Drake Equation

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The Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram

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Talk Nerdy To Me

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Everything You Have Ever Seen

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10 Reasons To Date An Engineer

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Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A T-Rex

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I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically

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Am I Fat? No. Phospholipid

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Biology Teacher Fueled By ATP

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Cells Of The Immune System

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I Think - Darwin's Tree Of Life

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DNA's taken. RNA's forever single.

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I Pause For Dinosaurs

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DNA Tree Of Life

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You Are Here: The Pulsar Map

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How Stars Die

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Kepler's Three Laws

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Biology Really Grows On You

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The Schwarzschild Radius

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Everything Is Leaving

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So Where Is Everybody?

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James Webb Space Telescope

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The Haber Process

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Flame Tests

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Fueled By Coffee And Fungi

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Chemistry Teacher: The Catalyst

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The Standard Model

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The Electromagnetic Wave

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The Schrödinger Equation

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Entropy

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Uncertainty

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Physics Teacher: The Lens

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Noether's Theorem

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Science Dad Retro Flask

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The Double Slit

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The Four Fundamental Forces

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I Wear This Shirt Periodically

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Periodic Table

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BiTcOIn

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The Science Edit

Science shirts for people
who read the footnotes

DNA, periodic-table puns, physics equations and the odd dinosaur.Three picks from the range, and the reasons they keep selling.

Peer reviewed, then printed

The best science shirts work like a good cartoon: one joke, delivered with restraint. Periodic-table puns, physics equations, dinosaur one-liners. The design language already exists in every lab notebook, textbook diagram and chalkboard. All it needs is clean type and a black tee.

The ones that wear well rarely shout. They reward the second look: the joke that takes a beat, the equation that resolves into a smile, the periodic table that’s quietly spelling something out. That’s the rule this science range keeps coming back to, from physics and chemistry to our funny science teacher shirts.

Shop DNA Molecule

Sarcasm, periodically

A periodic-table joke that lands in two beats: sarcasm, then periodically. Dry humour wearing the dignity of a chemistry chart. Worn by chemistry teachers who’ve earned it, quietly sarcastic relatives and anyone who has ever rolled their eyes in a meeting. A repeat-customer favourite, often bought as a gift for someone who will absolutely get it.

Shop the Sarcasm Periodically

Lab results, now wearable

An equation on a whiteboard is homework. A periodic table on a wall is reference. Put the same equation or element on a black tee and it becomes a private joke between you and anyone in the room who survived enough lab classes.

It’s not a uniform. It’s a signal flare. And the people who notice are usually the ones worth talking to, or at least the ones who’ll explain the joke properly.

Shop Element of Surprise