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Coding shirts

IT · CODING · DEVELOPER It works on my machine. That's good enough.
99 Little Bugs - Navy coding t-shirt
I'm Thinking... Sale price$23
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QR Code Prank Sale price$23
I Am Your Father Sale price$23
Programmer Noun Sale price$23
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!false Sale price$23
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99 Little Bugs Sale price$23
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Will Code For Coffee Sale price$23
Military Green
CPU Heart Sale price$23
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There Is No Cloud Sale price$23
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Coding With Headphones Sale price$23
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AI Thinking Prompts Sale price$23
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Hello World Sale price$23
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Run Cmd /C Sale price$23
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Open Sourcerer Sale price$23
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It's Not A Bug Sale price$23
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Dark Heather
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If You Can Read This Sale price$23
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AFK Sale price$23
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Black And White Sale price$23
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Token Limit Exceeded Sale price$23
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Powered By Python Sale price$23
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No Place Like Home Sale price$23
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The Original Computer Sale price$23
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Debugging Verb Sale price$23
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Cute Code Sale price$23
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My Code Works Sale price$23
Unpaid Tech Support Sale price$23
Computer Whisperer Sale price$23
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Sleep. Code. Repeat. Sale price$23
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I Know Your Password Sale price$23
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Unplug Me Sale price$23
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I Know HTML Sale price$23
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Dad-A-Base Sale price$23
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AI Like Magic But Real Sale price$23
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I Don't Know Sale price$23
No Thanks, I Use AI Sale price$23
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Debug Ducks Sale price$23
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Only God Knows Sale price$23
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The Codefather Sale price$23
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Never Forget Sale price$23
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The Coding Edit

Coding shirts that compile
on the first try

Curly braces, stack traces, commit messages and one suspicious QR code.Three picks from the range, reviewed and merged.

Clean code, clean cotton

Good coding shirts read like good functions: one idea, no wasted syntax. Python jokes, debugging laments, git puns, the odd AI gag. Curly braces and terminal prompts have been a visual language for decades, and anyone fluent spots one from across the office.

The ones that last never shout. They wait for the second look: the bug that's actually a feature, the joke that compiles, the comment that's secretly the whole point. Merge conflicts not included.

Things Aren't Always Black and White t-shirt Shop Black & White
Editor's Pick

Don't scan me

A QR code in plain black, captioned with quiet authority: don't scan me. Most people scan it anyway, which is the entire joke, and a small salute to Rick Astley's second career as the internet's longest-running prank. It turns strangers into accomplices and tech conferences into chaos. Ideal for developers, security people who enjoy the irony and anyone whose curiosity beats their caution.

Shop the Don't Scan Me

Monospace is a personality

In an IDE, a function is work. In a terminal, a stack trace is a problem. Set the same code in clean monospace on a black tee and it becomes a private joke with anyone who has debugged past midnight and recognised the syntax before the caffeine kicked in.

It's not a uniform. It's a handshake protocol. And the people who catch the punchline are usually the ones worth pairing with, even if they insist on tabs.

I Got These Muscles Writing Code t-shirt Shop Muscles Writing Code