Teacher t‑shirts

SCIENCE · MATH · HISTORY · ART Those who can, teach. Those who teach, wear this.

Sometimes I Go Off On A Tangent - Forest Green t-shirt

I'm Thinking...

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I Only Use Sarcasm

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Sometimes I Go Off On A Tangent

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ATGC DNA Molecule

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The Rotation Of The Earth

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Numerator / Denominator

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Pluto Never Forget

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Forget Average Be An Outlier

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Avoid Negativity

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WTF - The Element of Surprise

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Normal Distribusaurus

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Engineer Noun

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Science Like Magic

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Computer Storage Evolution

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Raptor Speed Equation

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Dinosaurs Didn’t Read

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42 - The Answer (White)

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42 - The Answer (Colour)

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Birth Of The Higgs Boson

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Electrical Engineer

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Science: Figuring Things Out

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I See You Have Graph Paper

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Mmmm Pi

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Rabbit-Duck Paradox

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The Original Computer

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Yes I’m Always Right

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Do The Math

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Never Trust An Atom

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Think Outside The Box

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$Dark Chocolate$

Math Is No Prob-llama

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Not Part Of The Solution

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AC/DC Electrical Engineer

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Let's Taco About Science

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I Might Be Nerdy Periodically

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If You Can Read This

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Creative Scientific Brain

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Get Real Be Rational

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Geometry Hippotenuse

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Bayes' Theorem

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Technically Alcohol Is A Solution

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Brain Tree

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Time Warp Physics Wormhole

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Math Ninja

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Five Out Of Four People

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Easily Distracted By Airplanes

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Sorry I'm Late, I Took The Rhombus

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Gram Positive Vibes Only

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Mightychondria - Powerhouse Of The Cell

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Pascal's Triangle

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Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets

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The Drake Equation

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The Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram

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Everything You Have Ever Seen

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Correlation Is Not Causation

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The Central Limit Theorem

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The Normal Distribution

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Cat UFO Abduction

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10 Reasons To Date An Engineer

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Book Nerd

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Meanosaur

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Derivasaurus

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$Navy$

Math Is My Cardio

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Melted Genius

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Talk Nerdy To Me

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Powered By Numbers And Caffeine

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Trust Me, I'm A Mathematician

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The Sport Model

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Rad Dad Retro Atom

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Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A T-Rex

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At The Cellular Level I'm Quite Busy

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I'm A Fun Guy

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Water Bear Don't Care

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Biology Teacher: A Bunch Of Cells

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Conic Sections

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The Sierpiński Triangle

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Imaginary Numbers

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No Formula For The Quintic

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Taylor Series

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I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically

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Mathematics Gives Us Hope

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Biology Really Grows On You

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I Love Geeks

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I Love Nerds

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I Do Math Like A Girl

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You Are Here: The Pulsar Map

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How Stars Die

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Kepler's Three Laws

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The Schwarzschild Radius

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Everything Is Leaving

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Actual Size

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The Cosmic Calendar

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How Old Is The View

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So Where Is Everybody?

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Chemistry Teacher: The Catalyst

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The Standard Model

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The Electromagnetic Wave

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The Schrödinger Equation

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Entropy

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The Four Fundamental Forces

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Uncertainty

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Physics Teacher: The Lens

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Statistics Teacher: The Standard Error

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Benford's Law

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Margin Of Error

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The Three Doors Problem

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The Bridges of Königsberg

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James Webb Space Telescope

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I Pause For Dinosaurs

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Oceanically Obsessed

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Fueled By Coffee And Fungi

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Quiet, I'm Doing Math

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Science Dad Retro Flask

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Am I Fat? No. Phospholipid

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Biology Teacher Fueled By ATP

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Cells Of The Immune System

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I Think - Darwin's Tree Of Life

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DNA's taken. RNA's forever single.

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DNA Tree Of Life

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Euler's Formula

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The Möbius Strip

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Non-Euclidean Geometry

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Tessellation

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The Nine-Point Circle

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Geometry Teacher: The Construction

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Thales' Theorem

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Completing The Square

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The Difference Of Two Squares

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The Quadratic Formula

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The Discriminant

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Euler's Identity

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The Fundamental Theorem Of Algebra

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Simultaneous Equations

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The Integral

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The Fundamental Theorem Of Calculus

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The Natural Logarithm

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Newton And Leibniz

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The Mean Value Theorem

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Calculus Teacher

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I Wear This Shirt Periodically

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The Teacher Edit

Teacher shirts for the people
who mark the homework

Nerd pride, catalysts and the original computer.Three teacher gifts, and why they pass inspection.

Nerd and not sorry

“I Love Nerds” is for the teacher who has stopped pretending the subject is cool despite itself. It just is. They knew it long before anyone else caught up, and they have the lesson plans to prove it.

Works for any subject, staff-room tested and refreshingly honest about who’s wearing it. Subject specialists have their own edits too: math teacher shirts and funny science teacher shirts. Of all the teacher shirts in the range, it’s the one that doubles as a compliment to every student they’ve taught.

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Chemistry teacher: the catalyst

Lowers the activation energy for the whole room and is never used up doing it. That’s the actual chemistry of a catalyst, and also a fair job description for every good teacher, whatever they teach. A gift for the chemistry teacher, with a quiet compliment hidden in the science.

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The computer was a person

“The Original Computer” nods to the fact that long before the machines, a computer was a person who did calculations for a living. Usually the one at the front of the room, doing the actual thinking while everyone else copied it down.

A shirt with real history behind the joke, for the teacher who appreciates that kind of thing and will absolutely tell the class about it. Twice, if nobody stops them.

Shop Original Computer