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ALGEBRA · GEOMETRY · CALCULUS We've done the math. It checks out.
Avoid Negativity - Charcoal math t-shirt
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Paranormal Distribution Sale priceFrom $23
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Numerator / Denominator Sale priceFrom $23
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Forget Average Be An Outlier Sale priceFrom $23
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Avoid Negativity Sale priceFrom $23
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Normal Distribusaurus Sale priceFrom $23
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The Dad Angle Sale priceFrom $23
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Loses An I Sale priceFrom $23
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I See You Have Graph Paper Sale priceFrom $23
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Mmmm Pi Sale priceFrom $23
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Yes I’m Always Right Sale priceFrom $23
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Do The Math Sale priceFrom $23
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Rabbit-Duck Paradox Sale priceFrom $23
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Math Is No Prob-llama Sale priceFrom $23
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Think Outside The Box Sale priceFrom $23
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Get Real Be Rational Sale priceFrom $23
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Geometry Hippotenuse Sale priceFrom $23
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Bayes' Theorem Sale priceFrom $23
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Math Ninja Sale priceFrom $23
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Five Out Of Four People Sale priceFrom $23
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Dear Algebra Sale priceFrom $23
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Type I And Type II Sale priceFrom $23
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Pascal's Triangle Sale priceFrom $23
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Math Is My Cardio Sale priceFrom $23
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Melted Genius Sale priceFrom $23
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Trust Me, I'm A Mathematician Sale priceFrom $23
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Meanosaur Sale priceFrom $23
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The Normal Distribution Sale priceFrom $23
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Correlation Is Not Causation Sale priceFrom $23
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The Central Limit Theorem Sale priceFrom $23
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Conic Sections Sale priceFrom $23
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The Sierpiński Triangle Sale priceFrom $23
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No Formula For The Quintic Sale priceFrom $23
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Imaginary Numbers Sale priceFrom $23
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Derivasaurus Sale priceFrom $23
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Taylor Series Sale priceFrom $23
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Mathematics Gives Us Hope Sale priceFrom $23
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I Do Math Like A Girl Sale priceFrom $23
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Triggersome Sale priceFrom $23
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Quiet, I'm Doing Math Sale priceFrom $23
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Medianodon Sale priceFrom $23
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Simpson's Paradox Sale priceFrom $23
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Survivorship Bias Sale priceFrom $23
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The Birthday Problem Sale priceFrom $23
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Anscombe's Quartet Sale priceFrom $23
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Benford's Law Sale priceFrom $23
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Algebraptor Sale priceFrom $23
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Margin Of Error Sale priceFrom $23
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The Three Doors Problem Sale priceFrom $23
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The Bridges of Königsberg Sale priceFrom $23
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The Platonic Solids Sale priceFrom $23
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Pythagoras Sale priceFrom $23
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Dinosore Sale priceFrom $23
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The Golden Ratio Sale priceFrom $23
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The Möbius Strip Sale priceFrom $23
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Euler's Formula Sale priceFrom $23
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Non-Euclidean Geometry Sale priceFrom $23
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Errorsaur Sale priceFrom $23
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The Nine-Point Circle Sale priceFrom $23
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Tessellation Sale priceFrom $23
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Thales' Theorem Sale priceFrom $23
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Completing The Square Sale priceFrom $23
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The Difference Of Two Squares Sale priceFrom $23
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Quadrasaurus Sale priceFrom $23
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The Discriminant Sale priceFrom $23
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The Quadratic Formula Sale priceFrom $23
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Euler's Identity Sale priceFrom $23
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Integratopteryx Sale priceFrom $23
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Logarithms Sale priceFrom $23
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Simultaneous Equations Sale priceFrom $23
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Al-Khwarizmi Sale priceFrom $23
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Algebra Teacher Sale priceFrom $23
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The Derivative Sale priceFrom $23
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The Integral Sale priceFrom $23
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The Number e Sale priceFrom $23
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Limits Sale priceFrom $23
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The Product Rule Sale priceFrom $23
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Modeasaur Sale priceFrom $23
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Newton And Leibniz Sale priceFrom $23
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The Mean Value Theorem Sale priceFrom $23
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Optimisation Sale priceFrom $23
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Calculus Teacher Sale priceFrom $23
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The Natural Logarithm Sale priceFrom $23
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The Mathfather Sale priceFrom $23
The Math Edit

Math shirts for people
who love a proof

Mean dinosaurs, bell curves, a ghost in the data and one stubborn outlier.Three picks, and the maths behind the laughs.

Mean, median and menace

Some of us learned statistics sweating into a calculator. Others actually enjoyed it. These math shirts are for the second group: people who quote regression lines at dinner and consider a well-drawn bell curve a perfectly valid form of art.

The best ones don't try too hard. A clean joke in clean type, drawn with textbook care. If a stranger gets the reference, you've found your person. If they don't, you've found a teaching opportunity, which is arguably better. Teachers get their own edit of math teacher shirts.

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Editor's Pick

Normaldistribusaurus

Part dinosaur, part bell curve, fully misunderstood. Our quiet cult favourite, the design that earns a knowing nod from exactly one person in every room. If you've ever sketched a normal distribution on a napkin to win an argument, this one already belongs to you. Worn by statisticians, teachers and the occasional accidental genius. About 68% of them get it within one standard deviation.

Shop the Normaldistribusaurus

Ghosts in the data

Maths is perfectly serious until you look closely. Then it's ghosts in your data, dinosaurs in your distributions and one stubborn outlier ruining the entire afternoon. These designs are for the people who find the joke hiding in the proof and wear it on purpose.

A math tee is a slow burn. The first time you wear it, nobody says a word. Then a teacher squints across a café, a stranger snorts in a queue, and suddenly your fan base is statistically significant.

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