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Science With a Smirk
Combed & ring spun Bella + Canvas 3001 for all-day comfort.
Science With a Smirk
Science With a Smirk
US × THEM
Our team and a favorite studio refining classic geek humor into sleek, comfy tees you’ll actually wear. Always in stock, always smart.
Your Tee, But Smarter
From basic to geek-chic in one swipe.
Unisex Premium T-shirts
Bella & Canvas 3001
Combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth, lightweight hand and a modern retail fit. Side-seamed for clean lines, soft drape, and prints that stay sharp wash after wash. If you want buttery-soft, this is it.
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Unisex Regular T-shirts
Gildan 5000 — Classic & sturdy
A reliable, mid-weight tee with a traditional fit. Holds shape, takes washes like a champ, and makes bold graphics pop - great everyday value
Shop RegularSoftest tee I own. The print still looks new after many washes.
Alex P., Seattle
Bella & Canvas feels premium - light, smooth, and not clingy.
Marco D., Austin
'Sarcasm, Periodically’ is a perfect gift - they laughed before opening.
Tasha W., NYC
Print survived a beach trip and two rough washes - still sharp.
Eva C., San Diego
No shrink surprises. XL fit exactly as the chart said.
Daniel S., Chicago