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Bundle 3+ tees for free shipping—don’t miss it.

Debug Your Wardrobe

One clever move beyond the grid—wear the mindset.

Creativity: Unlocked

Periodic-table sarcasm for smart mouths

Wearable wordplay for geeks

Premium-feel tees with jokes and graphics that actually land

Ideas You Can Wear

Clean graphic, nerd-approved comfort—perfect everyday shirts.

Offline Is Not Fine

Minimal print, maximum nostalgia

Old-school terminal energy

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PRINTED & DISPATCHED IN 1–3 BUSINESS DAYS (AVERAGE)

ULTRA-SOFT, PREMIUM-FEEL COMBED & RING-SPUN COTTON TEES

TRUSTED SINCE 2017 — 5,000+ ORDERS

SECURE CHECKOUT & ENCRYPTED PAYMENTS

DOOR-TO-DOOR TRACKING ON EVERY ORDER

UNISEX FIT — TRUE-TO-SIZE (SEE SIZE GUIDE)

Clean typography, smart jokes, premium comfort all day.

Nerdy, Not Noisy

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SMART TEES FOR CURIOUS MINDS

Science With a Smirk

Combed & ring spun Bella + Canvas 3001 for all-day comfort.

Science With a Smirk

I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
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Science With a Smirk

Pluto Never Forget - Geek Shirt - Funny Science Shirt - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
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I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
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Pluto Never Forget - Geek Shirt - Funny Science Shirt - Premium Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
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US × THEM

Our team and a favorite studio refining classic geek humor into sleek, comfy tees you’ll actually wear. Always in stock, always smart.

Your Tee, But Smarter

From basic to geek-chic in one swipe.

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Unisex Premium T-shirts

Bella & Canvas 3001

Combed & ring-spun cotton with a smooth, lightweight hand and a modern retail fit. Side-seamed for clean lines, soft drape, and prints that stay sharp wash after wash. If you want buttery-soft, this is it.

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Unisex Regular T-shirts

Gildan 5000 — Classic & sturdy

A reliable, mid-weight tee with a traditional fit. Holds shape, takes washes like a champ, and makes bold graphics pop - great everyday value

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Softest tee I own. The print still looks new after many washes.

Alex P., Seattle

Bella & Canvas feels premium - light, smooth, and not clingy.

Marco D., Austin

'Sarcasm, Periodically’ is a perfect gift - they laughed before opening.

Tasha W., NYC

Print survived a beach trip and two rough washes - still sharp.

Eva C., San Diego

No shrink surprises. XL fit exactly as the chart said.

Daniel S., Chicago