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AVOID NEGATIVITY

ALGEBRA · GEOMETRY · CALCULUS We've done the math. It checks out.
Benford's Law
Benford's Law Sale price$22.99
Type I And Type II
Type I And Type II Sale price$22.99
Margin Of Error
Margin Of Error Sale price$22.99
The Three Doors Problem
The Three Doors Problem Sale price$22.99
The Bridges of Königsberg
The Bridges of Königsberg Sale price$22.99
The Platonic Solids
The Platonic Solids Sale price$22.99
Pythagoras
Pythagoras Sale price$22.99
The Golden Ratio
The Golden Ratio Sale price$22.99
The Möbius Strip
The Möbius Strip Sale price$22.99
Conic Sections
Conic Sections Sale price$22.99
Euler's Formula
Euler's Formula Sale price$22.99
The Sierpiński Triangle
The Sierpiński Triangle Sale price$22.99
Non-Euclidean Geometry
Non-Euclidean Geometry Sale price$22.99
The Nine-Point Circle
The Nine-Point Circle Sale price$22.99
Geometry Teacher: The Construction
Tessellation
Tessellation Sale price$22.99
Thales' Theorem
Thales' Theorem Sale price$22.99

Math, Properly Drawn

Statistics · Algebra · Geometry

Where equations, bell curves, and the occasional dinosaur become small pieces of editorial design. A look at how the math tee grew from inside joke to wardrobe staple — and why the people who get the joke keep coming back for more.

The Mean, The Median, The Menace

Some of us learned statistics the hard way: standing at the front of a classroom, sweating into a calculator. Others enjoyed it. This collection is for the second group — the ones who quote regression lines at dinner parties and consider a well-drawn bell curve a kind of art.

The shirts that travel best are the ones that don't try too hard. A clean joke, set in clean type, drawn with the same care a textbook diagram would be drawn. If a stranger gets the reference, you've found your person — and that's usually enough.

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Normaldistribusaurus t-shirt
Editor's Pick

Normaldistribusaurus

Part dinosaur, part bell curve, fully misunderstood. Our quietest cult favourite — the kind of design that gets a knowing nod from one person in every room. If you've ever drawn a Gaussian on a napkin to settle an argument, this one already belongs to you. Worn by statisticians, teachers, and the occasional accidental genius — the people who notice the line where the curve resolves and smile, quietly, to themselves. The kind of design that doesn't ask for attention but earns it slowly, one knowing glance at a time. Equal parts joke and quiet tribute.

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Numbers Behaving Strangely

Mathematics is mostly serious until you look closely. Then it's ghosts in your data, dinosaurs in your distributions, and one stubborn outlier ruining the entire afternoon. The designs here are for the people who notice — the ones who find the joke hiding inside the proof and wear it on purpose.

The math tee tends to be a slow burn. The first time you wear one, nobody says anything. Then a teacher squints across a café, or a stranger laughs in a queue, and you remember why you bought it in the first place.

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