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Biology t‑shirts

CELLS · DNA · EVOLUTION Survival of the fittest. And the funniest.
ATGC DNA Molecule - Navy biology t-shirt
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ATGC DNA Molecule Sale priceFrom $23
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Dinosaurs Didn’t Read Sale priceFrom $23
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Raptor Speed Equation Sale priceFrom $23
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Brain Tree Sale priceFrom $23
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Creative Scientific Brain Sale priceFrom $23
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Gram Positive Vibes Only Sale priceFrom $23
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I'm A Fun Guy Sale priceFrom $23
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Water Bear Don't Care Sale priceFrom $23
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Fueled By Coffee And Fungi Sale priceFrom $23
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Biology Teacher Fueled By ATP Sale priceFrom $23
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Oceanically Obsessed Sale priceFrom $23
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Am I Fat? No. Phospholipid Sale priceFrom $23
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Biology Really Grows On You Sale priceFrom $23
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Cells Of The Immune System Sale priceFrom $23
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DNA Tree Of Life Sale priceFrom $23
The Biology Edit

Biology shirts for people
who name their plants

Cells with faces, a mitochondrion that lifts, a tree of life and one very relaxed tardigrade.Three picks, fully dissected.

A textbook diagram with a punchline

The best biology shirts are a textbook diagram with a punchline. A cell with a face, a phospholipid having an identity crisis, a mitochondrion that lifts. The visual language was already there in every classroom. We just added jokes and took away the exam.

The good ones reward a second look: the cell that's quietly busy, the tardigrade that doesn't care, the molecule that turns out to be a pun. Like most organisms, they do their best work without making a fuss.

DNA Tree of Life t-shirt Shop DNA Tree of Life
Editor's Pick

The powerhouse of the cell

Every student leaves school knowing one fact for life: the mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell. So we gave it a headband and a pair of shades. Mightychondria is for biology teachers who've said the line a thousand times, students who'll never forget it and anyone who respects an organelle that lifts. Technically it makes ATP. Spiritually, it makes gains.

Shop Mightychondria

Microscope not required

A cell on a slide is work. A diagram in a textbook is revision. The same cell, drawn with a smile on a black tee, is a private joke between you and anyone who has spent too long squinting down a microscope.

It's not a lab coat. It's a mating call for people who know what a tardigrade is. And the ones who notice are usually the ones worth talking to.

Water Bear Don't Care t-shirt Shop Water Bear