Why you'll love it
Smart, comfy tees printed to order
Product details
About this tee
- Classic fit for everyday wear
- 100% cotton (heathers have polyester)
- Preshrunk jersey knit for consistent sizing
- Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck & shoulders for comfort
- Tear-away label
- Double-needle sleeves & bottom hem
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
Available colors
Black, Sand, Sport Grey, Gold, Dark Chocolate, Military Green, Dark Heather, Navy and Red.
Sizes
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Size & fit
Unisex T-Shirt Size & Fit
Unisex fit • If between sizes, we suggest sizing up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest width (in) | Body length (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 46 | 71 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 51 | 74 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 56 | 76 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 61 | 79 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 66 | 81 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 71 | 84 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 76 | 86 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 81 | 89 |
How to measure
- Lay a favorite tee flat.
- Measure across the chest 1″ below the armhole (chest width).
- Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem (body length).
Description
Meet the bell curve with a boo. This hand-sketched graphic flips a classic normal distribution into a “paranormal distribution,” complete with a ghostly tail and peek-a-boo arms crossing the axis. It’s the perfect visual pun for anyone who lives in spreadsheets by day and tells spooky stories with data by night.
The left side keeps things statistically sound—clean bars, tidy symmetry, everything your professor loves. Cross the vertical line and the model goes supernatural: the curve rises into a friendly specter, turning variance into vibes and standard deviation into shivers. It’s clever, readable, and gets instant laughs in labs, classrooms, and meetups.
Great for stats teachers, quant nerds, math club captains, or your Halloween lecture. Wear it to exams, office hours, or your next A/B test and watch the p-values drop—because nothing reduces noise like a good joke.