Math Statistics Paranormal Distribution Ghost - Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt
Meet the bell curve with a boo. This hand-sketched graphic flips a classic normal distribution into a “paranormal distribution,” complete with a ghostly tail and peek-a-boo arms crossing the axis. It’s the perfect visual pun for anyone who lives in spreadsheets by day and tells spooky stories with data by night.
The left side keeps things statistically sound—clean bars, tidy symmetry, everything your professor loves. Cross the vertical line and the model goes supernatural: the curve rises into a friendly specter, turning variance into vibes and standard deviation into shivers. It’s clever, readable, and gets instant laughs in labs, classrooms, and meetups.
Great for stats teachers, quant nerds, math club captains, or your Halloween lecture. Wear it to exams, office hours, or your next A/B test and watch the p-values drop—because nothing reduces noise like a good joke.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve to the hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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