I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Funny Chemistry Science Unisex T-Shirt

$21.99
Color: Black
Size:
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Product details

About this tee

  • Classic fit for everyday wear
  • 100% cotton (heathers have polyester)
  • Preshrunk jersey knit for consistent sizing
  • Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
  • Taped neck & shoulders for comfort
  • Tear-away label
  • Double-needle sleeves & bottom hem
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

Available colors

Black, Maroon, Navy, Red, Royal Blue, Dark Chocolate, Cardinal Red, Dark Heather, Military Green, Orange, Irish Green, Azalea, Carolina Blue, Gold, Sport Grey, Sand.

Sizes

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.

Size & fit

Unisex T-Shirt Size & Fit

Unisex fit • If between sizes, we suggest sizing up for a relaxed fit.

Size Chest width (in) Body length (in) Chest (cm) Length (cm)
S 18 28 46 71
M 20 29 51 74
L 22 30 56 76
XL 24 31 61 79
2XL 26 32 66 81
3XL 28 33 71 84

How to measure

  1. Lay a favorite tee flat.
  2. Measure across the chest 1″ below the armhole (chest width).
  3. Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem (body length).
Description

Indulge in the witty side of chemistry with our clever "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" Funny Chemistry Science Shirt. This delightful garment showcases a playful twist on the periodic table, sure to bring a smile to the faces of scientists and science enthusiasts alike.

Imagine yourself wearing this shirt, proudly displaying the declaration "I only use sarcasm periodically" with the word "sarcasm" cleverly spelled out using elements from the periodic table. It's a lighthearted nod to the elements of humor and the unique charm of scientific wit.

Embrace the camaraderie as you proudly display your love for chemistry and the joy of sharing a good laugh with fellow scientists. Whether you're a seasoned chemist, a science teacher, or simply someone who appreciates a clever joke, this shirt is sure to resonate with those who understand the beauty of chemical humor.

Let it be a conversation starter among friends and colleagues, sparking discussions about favorite elements, memorable chemistry experiments, and the enduring appeal of scientific puns. Wear it as a badge of honor, celebrating your passion for chemistry and your ability to find humor in the periodic table.

So why settle for ordinary attire when you can don a shirt that celebrates the wit and wisdom of chemistry? Elevate your wardrobe with our "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" Funny Chemistry Science Shirt – the perfect blend of humor and scientific curiosity for the modern chemist. Let the world know that you're not just a lover of chemistry – you're also a master of witty wordplay with a periodic twist.

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