I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

$23.95

Shipped from USA (for USA shipping addresses)

Indulge in the witty side of chemistry with “I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically.” Periodic‑table tiles spell out the joke, giving science fans a clever nod to elements and dry humor.

Perfect for teachers, students, and lab lovers who appreciate a smart pun and a clean, minimalist design.

Size:

Unisex Crewneck T-Shirts Size And Fit

Size & fit

Unisex fit • If between sizes, we suggest sizing up for a relaxed fit.

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89

How to measure

Lay a favorite tee flat.
Measure across the chest 1″ below the armhole (that’s your chest width).
Measure from the highest shoulder point to the hem (body length).

Measurements are of the garment, not the body. Allow ±1″ / 2.5 cm tolerance.

Variant

Product Details

About our tees

Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)

Classic fit for everyday wear
100% cotton (dark heather color is 90% cotton 10% polyester)
Preshrunk jersey knit for consistent sizing
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck & shoulders for comfort
Tear-away label
Double-needle sleeves & bottom hem
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

Shipping Information

Shipping

Shipped from USA (for USA shipping addresses)

We make each tee to order at a fulfillment center near you for fast shipping. Order fulfillment takes 1–3 business days. Carrier transit time starts after fulfillment.

Fulfillment 1–3 business days Your order is printed, quality-checked, and packed.
Transit varies by destination Time below starts after your parcel is handed to the carrier.

Total delivery time = Fulfillment (1–3 business days) + Transit (below)

Transit time by region (after fulfillment)

Business days = Mon–Fri, excluding public holidays.

Region	Transit time (business days)
United States	2–3
Canada	2–5
United Kingdom	2–4
European Union	3–6
Australia & New Zealand	3–6
Rest of world	7–12

Helpful notes

Tracking is emailed as soon as your order ships.
Remote areas, weather, and customs may extend transit times.
Address changes are only possible before fulfillment begins.

I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt

$23.95

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Made to order in 1–3 business days with tracking on every order.

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Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89

Size	Chest width (in)	Body length (in)	Chest (cm)	Length (cm)
S	18	28	46	71
M	20	29	51	74
L	22	30	56	76
XL	24	31	61	79
2XL	26	32	66	81
3XL	28	33	71	84
4XL	30	34	76	86
5XL	32	35	81	89