I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt
Indulge in the witty side of chemistry with “I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically.” Periodic‑table tiles spell out the joke, giving science fans a clever nod to elements and dry humor. Perfect for teachers, students, and lab lovers who appreciate a smart pun and a clean, minimalist design.
ABOUT OUR HOODIES
Meet your new favorite geek hoodie. Crafted for warmth and comfort, this hoodie offers a cozy, relaxed fit that’s perfect for cooler days or long coding sessions. It’s not just a sweatshirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Warm & Cozy Blend: Made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) consisting of a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. This combination ensures plush softness and warmth while resisting shrinking and pilling.
- Classic Functionality: Features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a classic fit that runs true to size.
- Premium Construction: The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add style and durability, while the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures it handles daily wear with ease.
- Superior Comfort: 1x1 rib with spandex at the cuffs and waistband provides enhanced stretch and recovery, ensuring the hoodie keeps its shape. Plus, the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your hoodie hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
HOODIES SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the hoodie (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom hem.
- B) Width: Place the tape close under the arms and measure from one side to the other (Flat measurement).
- C) Sleeve (Center Back): Measure from the center of the neck (back), over the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve cuff.
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (CB) (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Product measurements are in inches. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (CB) (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51.00 | 69.00 | 85.09 |
| M | 56.00 | 71.00 | 87.63 |
| L | 61.00 | 74.00 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66.00 | 76.00 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.10 | 79.00 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76.00 | 81.00 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81.00 | 84.00 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86.00 | 86.00 | 102.87 |
Product measurements are in centimeters. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
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I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt
Sale price$46.99