If Ever I'm On Life Support - Black Glossy Mug
This design delivers a dose of dark humor with a clever, tech-savvy twist. The central message is rendered in a distressed, chalk-like font, giving it a casual, hand-drawn feel that contrasts with the serious nature of the initial statement. A dynamic graphic cuts through the text, starting as a classic EKG heartbeat before seamlessly morphing into an electrical cord that terminates in a two-pronged plug. This visual pun perfectly sets the stage for the joke, blending a symbol of life with one of everyday electronics.
The design's brilliance lies in its two-part punchline. It begins with the somber and familiar directive, "IF I'M EVER ON LIFE SUPPORT UNPLUG ME," but hilariously undercuts the gravity with the follow-up: "THEN PLUG ME BACK IN. SEE IF THAT WORKS." This witty conclusion applies the universal IT fix—the classic reboot—to a life-or-death situation. It's a perfect piece of gallows humor that will resonate with anyone who understands the frustratingly simple solution to most complex technical problems.
- Black glossy ceramic mug
- Available in 11oz and 15oz
About Our Mugs
Enjoy your morning "aaahhh!" moment with this sleek, black ceramic mug. It's the perfect gift for any coffee, tea, or hot chocolate lover, featuring a high-quality, vibrant print that brings your favorite design to life.
- Durable Ceramic: Made from 100% black ceramic with a glossy finish.
- Two Sizes: Available in a standard 11oz (0.33 l) or a larger 15oz (0.44 l) option.
- Easy to Use: Features a classic C-shaped easy-grip handle and is both microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Vibrant & Safe: We use high-quality sublimation printing for crisp, bright colors. All mugs are Lead and BPA-free.
- Care: Clean in the dishwasher (top rack recommended) or wash by hand with warm water and soap.
Please Note: There may be a subtle variance between the shade of the black ceramic mug and the black color in the print file.
Mugs Size Guide
Choose the perfect size for your daily cuppa.
| Size | Height (in) | Diameter (in) |
|---|---|---|
| 11oz | 3.74" | 3.15" |
| 15oz | 4.70" | 3.39" |
| Size | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 11oz (0.33 l) | 9.50 cm | 8.00 cm |
| 15oz (0.44 l) | 11.90 cm | 8.60 cm |
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