If Ever I'm On Life Support - Unplug Me - It Coding Geek - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt
This design delivers a dose of dark humor with a clever, tech-savvy twist. The central message is rendered in a distressed, chalk-like font, giving it a casual, hand-drawn feel that contrasts with the serious nature of the initial statement. A dynamic graphic cuts through the text, starting as a classic EKG heartbeat before seamlessly morphing into an electrical cord that terminates in a two-pronged plug. This visual pun perfectly sets the stage for the joke, blending a symbol of life with one of everyday electronics.
The design's brilliance lies in its two-part punchline. It begins with the somber and familiar directive, "IF I'M EVER ON LIFE SUPPORT UNPLUG ME," but hilariously undercuts the gravity with the follow-up: "THEN PLUG ME BACK IN. SEE IF THAT WORKS." This witty conclusion applies the universal IT fix—the classic reboot—to a life-or-death situation. It's a perfect piece of gallows humor that will resonate with anyone who understands the frustratingly simple solution to most complex technical problems.
ABOUT OUR HOODIES
Meet your new favorite geek hoodie. Crafted for warmth and comfort, this hoodie offers a cozy, relaxed fit that’s perfect for cooler days or long coding sessions. It’s not just a sweatshirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Warm & Cozy Blend: Made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) consisting of a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. This combination ensures plush softness and warmth while resisting shrinking and pilling.
- Classic Functionality: Features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a classic fit that runs true to size.
- Premium Construction: The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add style and durability, while the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures it handles daily wear with ease.
- Superior Comfort: 1x1 rib with spandex at the cuffs and waistband provides enhanced stretch and recovery, ensuring the hoodie keeps its shape. Plus, the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your hoodie hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
HOODIES SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the hoodie (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom hem.
- B) Width: Place the tape close under the arms and measure from one side to the other (Flat measurement).
- C) Sleeve (Center Back): Measure from the center of the neck (back), over the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve cuff.
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (CB) (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Product measurements are in inches. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (CB) (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51.00 | 69.00 | 85.09 |
| M | 56.00 | 71.00 | 87.63 |
| L | 61.00 | 74.00 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66.00 | 76.00 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.10 | 79.00 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76.00 | 81.00 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81.00 | 84.00 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86.00 | 86.00 | 102.87 |
Product measurements are in centimeters. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
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