Math Statistics Paranormal Distribution Ghost - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt
Meet the bell curve with a boo. This hand-sketched graphic flips a classic normal distribution into a “paranormal distribution,” complete with a ghostly tail and peek-a-boo arms crossing the axis. It’s the perfect visual pun for anyone who lives in spreadsheets by day and tells spooky stories with data by night.
The left side keeps things statistically sound—clean bars, tidy symmetry, everything your professor loves. Cross the vertical line and the model goes supernatural: the curve rises into a friendly specter, turning variance into vibes and standard deviation into shivers. It’s clever, readable, and gets instant laughs in labs, classrooms, and meetups.
Great for stats teachers, quant nerds, math club captains, or your Halloween lecture. Wear it to exams, office hours, or your next A/B test and watch the p-values drop—because nothing reduces noise like a good joke.
ABOUT OUR HOODIES
Meet your new favorite geek hoodie. Crafted for warmth and comfort, this hoodie offers a cozy, relaxed fit that’s perfect for cooler days or long coding sessions. It’s not just a sweatshirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Warm & Cozy Blend: Made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) consisting of a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. This combination ensures plush softness and warmth while resisting shrinking and pilling.
- Classic Functionality: Features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a classic fit that runs true to size.
- Premium Construction: The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add style and durability, while the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures it handles daily wear with ease.
- Superior Comfort: 1x1 rib with spandex at the cuffs and waistband provides enhanced stretch and recovery, ensuring the hoodie keeps its shape. Plus, the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your hoodie hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
HOODIES SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the hoodie (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom hem.
- B) Width: Place the tape close under the arms and measure from one side to the other (Flat measurement).
- C) Sleeve (Center Back): Measure from the center of the neck (back), over the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve cuff.
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (CB) (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Product measurements are in inches. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (CB) (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51.00 | 69.00 | 85.09 |
| M | 56.00 | 71.00 | 87.63 |
| L | 61.00 | 74.00 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66.00 | 76.00 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.10 | 79.00 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76.00 | 81.00 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81.00 | 84.00 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86.00 | 86.00 | 102.87 |
Product measurements are in centimeters. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
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