The Ethanol Protocol: Most Wonderful Time For A Beer
The data is conclusive: festive optimization peaks with the introduction of liquid courage. This design executes the ultimate holiday subroutine, declaring "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER" in bold, distressed typography. It is the definitive Christmas Shirt for those who believe the "spirit of the season" is best served in a pint glass.
The artwork features a classic Santa hat and festive typography, providing just enough holiday rendering to pass visual inspection at family gatherings. Whether you are debugging code or navigating awkward social interactions, this shirt serves as a clear status update: you are currently prioritizing resource intake. It is the perfect Beer Shirt for the holiday season, engineered for maximum comfort and minimal stress.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
REGULAR T-SHIRT SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the tape at the center back of the collar, then along the top seam to the sleeve hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 – 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 – 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 – 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 – 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 – 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 – 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 – 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 – 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 86 – 94 | 40 |
| M | 74 | 97 – 104 | 43 |
| L | 76 | 107 – 114 | 47 |
| XL | 79 | 117 – 125 | 51 |
| 2XL | 81 | 127 – 135 | 55 |
| 3XL | 84 | 137 – 145 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86 | 147 – 155 | 61 |
| 5XL | 89 | 158 – 165 | 65 |
Product measurements are in centimeters and may vary by up to 5 cm (2").
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