The Inflation Protocol: Ugly Christmas Sweater Edition
Market volatility has forced a downgrade in festive rendering capabilities. Why allocate massive resources to a high-poly, itch-inducing wool asset when you can deploy this efficient 2D workaround? This design is a commentary on the current economic climate, replacing the expensive, resource-heavy Ugly Christmas Sweater with a streamlined, text-based label that fulfills all social compliance requirements at a fraction of the cost.
The artwork features the humorous disclaimer "DUE TO INFLATION THIS IS MY UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER SHIRT," flanked by essential holiday graphic assets like candy canes and a Santa hat to ensure it passes visual inspection. It is the ultimate Christmas Shirt for the fiscally responsible geek, allowing you to participate in the holiday spirit without blowing your Q4 budget.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
REGULAR T-SHIRT SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the tape at the center back of the collar, then along the top seam to the sleeve hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 – 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 – 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 – 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 – 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 – 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 – 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 – 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 – 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 86 – 94 | 40 |
| M | 74 | 97 – 104 | 43 |
| L | 76 | 107 – 114 | 47 |
| XL | 79 | 117 – 125 | 51 |
| 2XL | 81 | 127 – 135 | 55 |
| 3XL | 84 | 137 – 145 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86 | 147 – 155 | 61 |
| 5XL | 89 | 158 – 165 | 65 |
Product measurements are in centimeters and may vary by up to 5 cm (2").
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