The Programmer Definition - Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt
Finally, accurate documentation for your existence. This design goes beyond the standard job title to explain the reality of the role: you operate on a plane of logic that normal users simply cannot comprehend. It perfectly captures the essence of writing code—solving invisible problems using methods that look entirely like dark magic to the uninitiated.
The text defines a Programmer as "someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way that you don't understand," complete with a cross-reference to "wizard" and "magician." It serves as both a badge of honor for the coding elite and a convenient warning label for anyone approaching you with a "quick question" about their printer.
ABOUT OUR HOODIES
Meet your new favorite geek hoodie. Crafted for warmth and comfort, this hoodie offers a cozy, relaxed fit that’s perfect for cooler days or long coding sessions. It’s not just a sweatshirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Warm & Cozy Blend: Made from a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) consisting of a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. This combination ensures plush softness and warmth while resisting shrinking and pilling.
- Classic Functionality: Features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a classic fit that runs true to size.
- Premium Construction: The color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood add style and durability, while the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures it handles daily wear with ease.
- Superior Comfort: 1x1 rib with spandex at the cuffs and waistband provides enhanced stretch and recovery, ensuring the hoodie keeps its shape. Plus, the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your hoodie hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
HOODIES SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the hoodie (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom hem.
- B) Width: Place the tape close under the arms and measure from one side to the other (Flat measurement).
- C) Sleeve (Center Back): Measure from the center of the neck (back), over the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve cuff.
Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (CB) (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Product measurements are in inches. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (CB) (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51.00 | 69.00 | 85.09 |
| M | 56.00 | 71.00 | 87.63 |
| L | 61.00 | 74.00 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66.00 | 76.00 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.10 | 79.00 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76.00 | 81.00 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81.00 | 84.00 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86.00 | 86.00 | 102.87 |
Product measurements are in centimeters. Width is measured flat. Sleeve is measured from Center Back.
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