This Is My Christmas Pajama Shirt (The Holiday Protocol)
Why waste valuable processing power coordinating a complex festive outfit when you can just deploy this text-based solution? This design executes the ultimate loophole in the holiday social contract, allowing you to wear this definitive Christmas Shirt to achieve maximum comfort while technically satisfying the "festive spirit" requirements of the day. It is the sartorial equivalent of commenting out the dress code to prevent compilation errors.
The artwork features high-contrast, distressed lettering flanked by essential holiday assets—candy canes, holly, and a Santa hat—providing just enough graphical rendering to pass a visual inspection. The text explicitly declares "THIS IS MY CHRISTMAS PAJAMA SHIRT," serving as a hard-coded label that makes this the only Christmas Pajama Shirt you need to shut down inquiries about your lack of plaid flannel.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
REGULAR T-SHIRT SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the tape at the center back of the collar, then along the top seam to the sleeve hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 – 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 – 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 – 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 – 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 – 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 – 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 – 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 – 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 86 – 94 | 40 |
| M | 74 | 97 – 104 | 43 |
| L | 76 | 107 – 114 | 47 |
| XL | 79 | 117 – 125 | 51 |
| 2XL | 81 | 127 – 135 | 55 |
| 3XL | 84 | 137 – 145 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86 | 147 – 155 | 61 |
| 5XL | 89 | 158 – 165 | 65 |
Product measurements are in centimeters and may vary by up to 5 cm (2").
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