Raptor Speed Equation - Science Physics Geek - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
This design presents a brilliant piece of scientific humor, centered around a beautifully detailed, technical illustration of a Velociraptor. Rendered in a white, chalk-like style against a dark background, the dinosaur is depicted mid-stride, its anatomical features clearly visible as if taken from a paleontologist's textbook. This striking image is the visual anchor for a pseudo-scientific formula presented directly below it in a clean, academic-style font.
The genius of the design lies in its witty wordplay, which cleverly mashes up physics and paleontology. It presents the formula: . This is a brilliant and hilarious parody of the fundamental physics equation for velocity, . By simply adding the "-raptor" suffix to each component, the design transforms a classic scientific principle into a clever and memorable joke. It's a perfect piece of nerd humor that will be instantly appreciated by anyone with a love for science, dinosaurs, and clever puns.
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Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve to the hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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