Statistics t‑shirts

DATA · CHANCE · ERROR Correlation is not causation. We checked twice.

Forget Average Be An Outlier - Forest Green statistics t-shirt

Paranormal Distribution

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Forget Average Be An Outlier

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Normal Distribusaurus

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Five Out Of Four People

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Type I And Type II

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Meanosaur

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Correlation Is Not Causation

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Margin Of Error

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Statistics Teacher: The Standard Error

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Survivorship Bias

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The Three Doors Problem

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Anscombe's Quartet

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The Normal Distribution

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The Birthday Problem

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Medianodon

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Modeasaur

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The Central Limit Theorem

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Simpson's Paradox

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Bayes' Theorem

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Benford's Law

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The Statistics Edit

Statistics shirts for people
who question the sample

Bell curves, outliers, suspicious fractions and the eternal correlation argument.Three picks from the range, confidence intervals attached.

The least romantic maths there is

Statistics refuses to let anyone off lightly. Every claim gets a range attached, every result gets asked how many people it came from, and the honest answer is usually less exciting than the headline. It is the least romantic maths there is, which is exactly why statistics shirts are the funniest.

The best ones reward a second look: the fraction that cannot possibly be right, the ghost hiding inside a distribution. Spot it in under three seconds and congratulations, you are an outlier.

Forget Average Be An Outlier statistics t-shirt

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Editor's Pick $Normal Distribusaurus statistics shirt$

Normal distribusaurus

A perfectly ordinary bell curve that turns out to have been a long-necked dinosaur all along. Hand-drawn, a little silly and instantly readable to anyone who has ever plotted a distribution. It is one of our most-loved designs, and the one statisticians tend to buy twice: one to wear, one to give to the colleague who explained the central limit theorem at a party.

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An argument you can wear

In a report, a bell curve is a slide someone is using to win a meeting. Give it a pair of spooky arms on the far side of the line and it becomes the Paranormal Distribution: textbook statistics on the left, pure poltergeist on the right.

It is not a dashboard. It is a peer review you can wear. And the people who clock it are usually worth standing next to at the party, even if they ask about your sample size.

Paranormal Distribution statistics shirt

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