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Algebra t‑shirts

EQUATIONS · POLYNOMIALS · PROOFS We found x. It was never really lost.
Loses An I - Navy algebra t-shirt
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Numerator / Denominator Sale priceFrom $23
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Avoid Negativity Sale priceFrom $23
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Loses An I Sale priceFrom $23
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Get Real Be Rational Sale priceFrom $23
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Dear Algebra Sale priceFrom $23
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Pascal's Triangle Sale priceFrom $23
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Imaginary Numbers Sale priceFrom $23
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No Formula For The Quintic Sale priceFrom $23
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Algebraptor Sale priceFrom $23
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The Discriminant Sale priceFrom $23
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Quadrasaurus Sale priceFrom $23
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Simultaneous Equations Sale priceFrom $23
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The Difference Of Two Squares Sale priceFrom $23
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Al-Khwarizmi Sale priceFrom $23
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Euler's Identity Sale priceFrom $23
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Logarithms Sale priceFrom $23
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Completing The Square Sale priceFrom $23
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Algebra Teacher Sale priceFrom $23
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The Quadratic Formula Sale priceFrom $23
The Algebra Edit

Algebra shirts for people
who always solve for X

Rational numbers, the quadratic formula, Euler's identity and one very level equals sign.Three picks, each one checked twice.

Keep both sides happy

Algebra is where maths stopped counting things and started asking how they relate. Let x be whatever you like. Keep the equals sign level. Do the same thing to both sides. It's basically couples therapy with brackets, and it works considerably more often.

The best algebra shirts don't explain themselves. They reward the second look: two words that sound like a telling-off and turn out to be a lesson in number sets. If someone laughs, they passed. If they ask, you get to teach.

Get Real Be Rational algebra t-shirt Shop Get Real Be Rational
Editor's Pick

The quadratic formula

One line that solves every quadratic equation there has ever been, and most people can still recite it decades after their last exam. Very few poems manage that. Worn by the people who chanted it in Year 10, the teachers who made them chant it, and anyone who appreciates a tool that has never once let them down.

Shop The Quadratic Formula

An argument you can wear

On a whiteboard, an equation is a question with a mark scheme waiting at the end. On a black tee it becomes a private signal to everyone who knows a negative root is not the same as no root at all, and still has opinions about it.

It isn't homework. It's a conversation starter with a built-in filter. The people who clock the joke are usually the ones worth standing next to at the party, and they will almost certainly check your working.

Euler's Identity algebra t-shirt Shop Euler's Identity