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Cotton Tees
Business Days
Free Shipping
The error box an old computer shows when a program crashes, except the program is Dad. Close, or try again after a nap.
Built to outlast the joke.
Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape wash after wash. Pre-shrunk, double-stitched and taped at the neck and shoulders, with a tear-away label so nothing itches.
Heavyweight cotton
100% cotton, 5.3 oz (180 gsm). Dark Heather 50/50, Sport Grey 90/10.
No side seams
Knitted in one tube, so it hangs straight and keeps its shape.
Seamless ribbed collar
Stretchy rib knit that springs back wash after wash.
Taped shoulders
Twill tape across the shoulders stops the back stretching.
Classic unisex fit
True to size. Go one up for a relaxed look.
Printed to order
Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
Care
- Wash cold, 30°C
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Made for you, then sent your way.
Every shirt is printed when you order it, then shipped from the facility closest to you, with full tracking.
- Production
- 1-2 business days
- US · Canada · UK
- 2-6 days in transit
- Europe
- 2-15 days in transit
- Rest of world
- 7-30 days in transit
- Free shipping
- On 3 or more shirts
Something not right?
Misprinted, damaged or the wrong item? Email contact@geektshirtsco.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll replace it or refund you.
Because every shirt is made to order, we can't swap sizes or colours for a change of mind, so check the Size Guide first.
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