Funny Trader Shirt The Stocksfather Stock Market Dad Gift - Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt
“The Stocksfather” slogan in a bold movie-style font, with a rising stock chart and hand icon above the wordmark. The simple, high-contrast graphic makes the parody text and trading symbol instantly clear – ideal for traders, stock brokers and investing dads with a sense of humor.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
REGULAR T-SHIRT SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the tape at the center back of the collar, then along the top seam to the sleeve hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 – 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 – 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 – 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 – 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 – 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 – 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 – 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 – 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
| Size | Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 86 – 94 | 40 |
| M | 74 | 97 – 104 | 43 |
| L | 76 | 107 – 114 | 47 |
| XL | 79 | 117 – 125 | 51 |
| 2XL | 81 | 127 – 135 | 55 |
| 3XL | 84 | 137 – 145 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86 | 147 – 155 | 61 |
| 5XL | 89 | 158 – 165 | 65 |
Product measurements are in centimeters and may vary by up to 5 cm (2").
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Processing time: 1–3 business days
Shipping time (United States): 2–3 business days
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