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ALWAYS BE YOURSELF

DRAGONS · UNICORNS · DINOSAURS · MERMAIDSAlways be yourself. Unless you can be something better.
Narwhal Pocket Print
Narwhal Pocket Print Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Narwhal
Always Be A Narwhal Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Mermaid
Always Be A Mermaid Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Deer
Always Be A Deer Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Hedgehog
Always Be A Hedgehog Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Turtle
Always Be A Turtle Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Triceratops
Always Be A Triceratops Sale price$25.00
Always Be A T-Rex
Always Be A T-Rex Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Bear
Always Be A Bear Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Beaver
Always Be A Beaver Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Whale
Always Be A Whale Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Llama
Always Be A Llama Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Panda
Always Be A Panda Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Koala
Always Be A Koala Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Lion
Always Be A Lion Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Shark
Always Be A Shark Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Wolf
Always Be A Wolf Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Frog
Always Be A Frog Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Unicorn
Always Be A Unicorn Sale price$25.00
Always Be A Dragon
Always Be A Dragon Sale price$25.00

Animal Shirts You Can Wear

Unicorn · Dinosaur · Turtle · Every Creature In Between

Where dragons, unicorns, and dinosaurs become small pieces of editorial design. A look at how the animal shirt turned "always be yourself" into "unless you can be something better" - and why a funny animal shirt makes one of the easiest gifts for kids and animal lovers alike.

Half Myth, All Main Character

Mermaids have never really been about the ocean. They're about the idea that a person can be two things at once - grounded and untouchable, familiar and completely out of reach - and still move through the world like it was built for them. Every culture that ever lived near water invented one, which says less about the sea and more about how badly people want proof that reinvention is possible.

The shirt keeps that same confidence, minus the commute. Soft, unisex, and just mythical enough to make "always be yourself" sound like a dare instead of advice.

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Always Be A T-Rex t-shirt
Editor's Pick

Arms Too Short, Standards Too High

Sixty-six million years extinct and still the most recognisable animal that ever lived, mostly because of the one thing it couldn't do. The tiny arms became the joke, but the joke only works because everything else about it was so overqualified it didn't matter - the bite force, the size, the fact that it ran the food chain without needing to reach for anything. Presence beats reach, every time. The shirt just says it with a cartoon.

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Sits On A Hoard, Skips The Small Talk

Every dragon myth ever told agrees on one thing: the dragon was never in a hurry. It sleeps for centuries, guards a fortune it has no plans to spend, and only shows up when someone else's greed forces the issue. There's a whole philosophy buried in that - the idea that real security doesn't need an audience, and the loudest room is rarely where the power actually lives.

No wings required to pull off that kind of confidence. The shirt does most of the flying, and it never once has to check its email.

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