I Know HTML - How To Mow Lawns - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
This design masterfully sets up a clever joke using a combination of tech-speak and simple graphics. The text is rendered in a classic, distressed typewriter font, giving it a vintage, coded-on-an-old-terminal feel. It proudly declares, "I know <HTML>," with the acronym for the web's foundational language displayed prominently in authentic tag format. Below this tech-savvy statement sits a clean, minimalist line drawing of a lawnmower, a curious and unexpected visual element that serves as the perfect prelude to the punchline.
The humor is perfectly delivered in the final line, which reads "{how to mow lawns}," cleverly enclosed in curly braces to maintain the programming aesthetic. This witty reveal redefines the entire meaning of the design, exposing "HTML" as a hilarious acronym for a common household chore. It's a brilliant bait-and-switch that plays on the expectations of anyone in the tech world, creating a perfectly executed pun that humorously bridges the gap between digital expertise and everyday manual labor.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve to the hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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