If Ever I'm On Life Support - Unplug Me - IT Coding Geek - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
This design delivers a dose of dark humor with a clever, tech-savvy twist. The central message is rendered in a distressed, chalk-like font, giving it a casual, hand-drawn feel that contrasts with the serious nature of the initial statement. A dynamic graphic cuts through the text, starting as a classic EKG heartbeat before seamlessly morphing into an electrical cord that terminates in a two-pronged plug. This visual pun perfectly sets the stage for the joke, blending a symbol of life with one of everyday electronics.
The design's brilliance lies in its two-part punchline. It begins with the somber and familiar directive, "IF I'M EVER ON LIFE SUPPORT UNPLUG ME," but hilariously undercuts the gravity with the follow-up: "THEN PLUG ME BACK IN. SEE IF THAT WORKS." This witty conclusion applies the universal IT fix—the classic reboot—to a life-or-death situation. It's a perfect piece of gallows humor that will resonate with anyone who understands the frustratingly simple solution to most complex technical problems.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve to the hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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