Wtf - The Element of Surprise - Science Chemistry - Regular Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
This design cleverly parodies the iconic look of a periodic table element with a humorous, modern twist. The central graphic is a single square tile, rendered in a distressed, chalk-like texture that gives it a rustic and stamped-on feel. Inside the box, the atomic number is playfully designated as "123," while the bold "chemical symbol" is presented as "Wtf," perfectly mimicking the capitalization format of real elements. The stark white-on-black color scheme makes the design pop, ensuring the joke is instantly visible and impactful.
The brilliance of the design is fully realized with the text below, which acts as the punchline. In a matching weathered and casual font, the phrase "THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE" defines this fictional element's primary property. This witty concept hilariously translates a common acronym for shock and disbelief into the structured, scientific language of chemistry. It's a smart, laugh-out-loud graphic that perfectly captures a universal human reaction in a clever and unexpected format.
ABOUT OUR T-SHIRTS
Meet your new favorite geek tee. Crafted for all-day comfort and a classic look, this shirt offers a reliable, true-to-size fit right from the start. It’s not just a shirt; it's a quality staple for your wardrobe.
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from 100% cotton for a soft, comfortable feel. (Please note: Dark Heather is a 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, and Sport Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend).
- Consistent Fit: Expertly pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Built to Last: Features a seamless double-needle collar and reinforced stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for enhanced durability.
- Superior Comfort & Shape: The taped neck and shoulders provide extra comfort and prevent stretching, while the tear-away label means no annoying itchiness.
- Flawless Finish: Quarter-turned fabric eliminates the center crease, ensuring your shirt hangs perfectly and your design looks its best.
SIZE CHART
How to Measure
- A) Length: Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the shirt (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
- B) Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the measuring tape horizontal.
- C) Sleeve Length: Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve to the hem.
Unisex Regular Crewneck T-Shirt Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Chest (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 24 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62 - 65 | 25 ⅜ |
Product measurements are in inches and may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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