Gifts for Gamers
From the console player on a side quest to the friend who brings their own dice to the table. Tees and sweatshirts with the jokes gamers actually tell each other, sorted by the kind of gamer you're buying for.
Gamers are famously hard to buy for. The games they want are already on their wishlist, the hardware costs a fortune, and they have opinions about every controller you might pick. What works every time is something that shows you understand the hobby, and a joke from inside it does exactly that.
Everything here is a gift for gamers chosen from what gamers actually buy from us: video game jokes, tabletop humour and a birthday favourite. It's part of our wider geek gifts guide, if your list runs beyond the gamers.
For the one doing side quests instead of chores
For the player who treats real life like an open world: main quest optional, snacks essential.
Not procrastinating, just questing
I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. A gem, a sword, a potion and a treasure chest make the case in pixel art, and it's the most honest description of a weekend ever printed.
Our best-selling gamer design by a distance, and the safest gift in this whole guide.
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What doesn't kill you gives you XP
A dragon wrapped around the gamer's version of a famous line. Bad day? Tough boss? It all counts towards the next level. It's motivational, technically, and it looks great from across the room.
Shop Gives You XPThe computer whisperer
Fans, graphics cards, a motherboard, a mouse and a power supply, laid out like a parts catalogue under two words. It's for the friend everyone calls when a machine won't start.
Gamers love it, and so does anyone who has ever built their own rig.
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For the one who owns more dice than socks
For the dungeon master, the rules lawyer and the wizard who only ever prepares one spell.
Roll for initiative
The three words that start every fight, set over a twenty-sided die and a retro sunset. Tabletop players hear it in their DM's voice the moment they read it.
The safest pick in this section if you're not sure what they play.
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I cast fireballs
I didn't ask how big the room is. I said I cast fireballs. Every party has the player this describes, and every DM has quietly made peace with it. The flaming d20 does the rest.
Shop I Cast FireballsBig talk for someone in fireball range
A wizard, a raised staff and a warning every party has heard from the back row. It's the spellcaster's answer to anyone who mouths off mid-campaign, drawn in fine white linework.
Pairs perfectly with the I Cast Fireballs player at the same table.
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